Do I believe in God? Yes, I think I do ( Read more... )

Wow. It just dawned on me today that I turn 18 in 15 days. That's just a day over two weeks. 18. Now, I know I'm younger than most of you kids--you who have already turned 18...but...well...if I want to get in trouble with the law and go to jail, better make it happen before the 18th! No one likes real people jail ( Read more... )

In 1942, the Academy Award winner for Best Picture was How Green was My Valley.  Also nominated that year: Citizen Kane.

Enough said.

I think I've got you, you little bugger.

Cordially,

Gary

PS: It's becoming evident that you have completely lost your marbles. For help finding them, ask Tootles. He's searching for his marbles as well.

Black Snowers, beware. The frivolous flamboyant producer Ivan Vasilievich has been deposed. The reign of Tzar Ivan the Theatrical begins Monday. You will all become the mice you deserve to be under the toe of my iron boot. You will fear the cape. You've been warned ( Read more... )

the annual inch worm web invasion has begun. hide me.

somebody pinch me ( Read more... )

All right, my dears, after nearly a year of the Bird of America, of Lumen Phosphor Fluor Candle, the Angel and I have decided to part ways. Her replacement is Frida Kahlo's "Viva la Vida," one of my favorite paintings of all time, a copy of which hangs in my room. The painting came to be at a time when, after years of abuse by surgeons, diseases ( Read more... )

"Sittin' on the shores of Dia ( Read more... )

ahem. haiku ( Read more... )