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Oct 16, 2004 20:58

I've been thinking recently, and I would like to ask a question: Why aren't ants fat ( Read more... )

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scarecrowsgnome October 17 2004, 01:31:03 UTC
lolololololol you got a huge snort from me. go send that into the Los Alamos National Lab and see what they say. Or, just talk to your bio teacher from back in the day...

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thebasselope October 17 2004, 17:58:36 UTC
I think I should put it in the news. Unless, of course, the media's in on it too. If you don't hear from me again, you'll know what happened. I've been taken out. =/ ^_^

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grifftrackw00t October 17 2004, 02:00:53 UTC
O.O It is true, eating bad foods get you skinny.... it's quite scary.
JACKIE IS SO INTELLGENT SHE'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET SKINNY! WITH OUT A DIET PLAN!!!!! OR WORKING OUT! KUDOS!

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thebasselope October 17 2004, 17:59:41 UTC
The next Atkins diet! Except instead of counting carbs, you're counting... ants... or something...
I should stop now. Yes, yes.

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maskedbyshadows October 17 2004, 02:32:24 UTC
"Shall we, like the ants, have a society where only one female gets any action, and then lays eggs every 22 seconds for the rest of her life, while the rest of them scuttle about her, feeding her pickles and ice cream?"

can you imagine having a baby every 22 seconds? HA! there aren't enough painkillers in the world for that sort of thing.

i wouldn't say no to the pickles and ice cream bit though.

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thebasselope October 17 2004, 18:00:48 UTC
I totally pulled that out of my butt. I just know that the queen ant has lots of babies. Never trust anything that I say...

Me neither. But only if they were sweet gherkins.

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erikaseastarre October 17 2004, 02:41:16 UTC
O my gosh that was SO great. HAHAHA! Im still laughing.

Go ants.

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thebasselope October 17 2004, 18:01:50 UTC
Antz. =]

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__16andryan October 17 2004, 03:03:04 UTC
HAH.
I think that ants are not fat because they carry large objects, causing them to perspire. :)

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living_in_ennui October 17 2004, 17:43:03 UTC
That was my theory too.

Jackie, were you very hungry when you wrote this?

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thebasselope October 17 2004, 18:03:51 UTC
...Hush.

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thebasselope October 17 2004, 18:03:03 UTC
...I carry a backpack... sometimes... hmm...
Intriiiguing. Good theory. Investigations shall ensue. Or not.

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