So Mary is now convinced that she is the grill master of our home. This is quite distressing for me. Being as I am the actual Grill Master of the Johnston Family Ancestral F-ing Home ( Read more... )

So lots of people have been on my case about updating my journal. I can't imagine why ( Read more... )

On the twentieth day of July, in the year of our Lord two thousand and five, I begin this chronicle of my life. Hilariously enough, like most other journals I have had the opportunity to read, my first entry is beyond lame. I really don't know what to write about. I am also pretty terrified that whatever it is that I do write will actually be ( Read more... )