i want to be swallowed by a field of wheat; i want to see snow land on my feet

[thebeesneeze]

i see an increase in cassette tapes, vhs tapes, aerobics, and black and white film in my near future

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[yesiamlonely]

I weighed 100 pounds and wore a b cup

[thebeesneeze]

i just want to have fun and listen to wuthering heights with you all day. as much as school has become an atmosphere less supportive of growth, i really like being there more than before. i guess it's just feeling more comfortable and knowing people.

i picture this scene: me having been on vacation for 3 months, you picking me up at the air port and us running towards each other like tom green running towards betty, all spaghetti limbs, and wuthering heights playing loudly and when we get to each other we both fart.

[jrpaperstacks]

lol

[im_a_jawa]

My dads new job is basically to ruin 15 acres of pristine coral reef in the Bahamas so he can build a boat marina and starbucks on the water.

I now like to start up conversations like "yeah, your dad can most likely kick my dad's ass. but my dad sure can destroy your dad's hypothetical 15 acres of pristine coral reef and all life that comes with it!"

[thebeesneeze]

aw man that sucks. i think my dad might be starting a business that uses workers in India to write hand written direct mailers for 10 cents an hour

[im_a_jawa]

yikes, that does suck. we should start a support group for people with fathers that do morally compromising shit.