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At the very least you've figured your priorities out.
I'm glad you had the gumption to pick weed over me. Really. -
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I wrote this story in the first grade; it is the pinnacle of my literary genius. Everything is sic by the way. Enjoy! :)
"The Circus and The Huge Lion"
One day we decided to go to the Amazing Circus. When we got there there were people in costumes. They were in a raccoon suits, and rhino suits. Then I heard a loud loud roar in a black tent. All ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Here's the Skinny...
The cold, wet answer is "yes."
To flesh out the situation just a little more: Rozina, Matt, Drew, Amanda, Jon Michael, and I were all naked in Barren River Lake at one point in time.
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So my university has misplaced a large chunk of my student loan. I'm so sick of money and worrying about it that I'm ready to go become an ascetic monk somewhere in the himalayans. I'm not sure which I hate more: money or the cold. -
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I have $18.32, total. I've been trying to write the same paper for 5 days now, to no avail.
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Hawtness
3.75! HAWT! :D
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I am having more goddamned anxiety over this fucking philosophy paper than I've experienced in a long, long time. I hate philosophy. I hate philosophy. I fucking hate philosophy. -
The Morning After
I get a shower and find a cut on the back of my leg that probably occurred sometime at the party. It hurts now. I hate it when I find little wounds that I previously knew nothing about.
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So I had my first experience with the college party. Three girls were flirting with me; one of them was -hitting- on me. She leaned in to my ear and said, quite forcefully, "You know, you're really cute. You should be more forward." I smiled and blushed. And then I walked outside where she was waiting for me. She then said, "Seriously." I ( Read more... )
