I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly ( Read more... )

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i'm so sick of the bigotry i'm presented with everday. from just going to the gas station and the comments from the indian inside who thinks you're "too white" or the completely unveiled racist comments that i'm getting far too much and have ALWAYS gotten. you think you're not different until people are so apt to point out that you, in fact, are. a ( Read more... )

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bushra jawaid made fatima jawaid stick her fingers up bushra's weewee.

this one is true boys and girls!

bushra wore tight pink pants so she could be just like me.

she has really bad gas. and giggles afterward.

she makes disgusting porno noises to seduce me with her shadow dinosaur puppets.

she breaks into random song from pochantas.

she gets jealous very easily.

she forces me to write livejournal entries about her.

the end.

since i made an entry for buchee, i now make one for fashmeesh.

those who aren't aware: fatima is sexually attracted to cows. and thats her preference. we're in america people, leave her alone.


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so, i've signed up to go to India for AIDS work with Project Cry the summer after this. despite the comments of my friends and undoubtedly, the one from my mom. which will probably be locking me in a cage. so in celebration, of this occasion, i shall post something that has become very important to me. some parts of this were highly disturbing to ( Read more... )

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