Ha! Remember when they came over and demanded that you "battle" them on the microphone? And you kicked that dude's ass, 8 Mile style, by rapping about your 4th grade teacher or something? They wanted to have sex with you after that.
I do remember that! They came all hard but couldn't actually rap worth beans.
That night was the first of several occasions in which the olive branch of hipster friendship was extended and I turned away and mumbled, "Um, no thanks."
OH Olive Branch of Hipster friendship! How you tempt me! Remember when I like went on "dates" with that Rickie character? And his tall friend was either drunk and really nice or drunk and really mean? OH! And my favorite! When Shelley drunkenly made her way to the emo-mansion after a night out...The awesome part? She went BY HERSELF. And I feel like she's like the least hipster friendly of us all. She went over there, in all her mini skirt glory, wandered around their house unashamedly and talked to them about HOSPITALS. Man. Last year had it's fair share of interestingness...
I really wasn't that annoyed about anything. This post was just a vehicle to recount that anecdote. I can vividly remember those hipsters singing "Alison - you know this world is killing you!" in perfect unison, and grinning sardonically at anyone who stumbled over the words. I thought it was the biggest pile of bullshit ever.
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Ha! Remember when they came over and demanded that you "battle" them on the microphone? And you kicked that dude's ass, 8 Mile style, by rapping about your 4th grade teacher or something? They wanted to have sex with you after that.
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That night was the first of several occasions in which the olive branch of hipster friendship was extended and I turned away and mumbled, "Um, no thanks."
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Also, what are you talking about, K-bag?
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