I LIKE TO TAKE THEM!

basically gonna be a photography blog, perhaps the occasional story inspired by insobriety. you know how she goes.

leave comments, lemme know how great i am.

first person to figure out what the latin in the header means gets a bottle of bourbon.

we will never be

should i shower?

hmmm, it's open bar, you're gonna make a fool of yourself, your stink will be the least of your worries.

"They will point to recent games against Real Madrid in the Camp Nou, where Barcelona fans threw projectiles onto the field, including sandwiches, fruit, golf balls, mobile phones, whiskey bottles, bike chains, and a severed bloody boar's head. If there was any democratic spirit in such displays, it was the universality of this rage. Men with ( Read more... )

it will contain 13 short stories.
it will be titled "forced urethral entry."
12 of the stories will involve accidental genital mutilation. The thirteenth will attempt to recount the time i shit in the shower.

look for this on the shelves of your local hell.

can't we just build a new environment out of concrete, wood and plastic and plug it in somewhere ( Read more... )

i decided to go vegan today (in diet only). i realize i've shit-talked vegans since i learned of them; i do not apologize for that. being a hypocrite is both fun and exciting ( Read more... )

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to whomever attempted to break into my apartment last night:

i cut myself cleaning up the broken glass. you're a dickhole.

seriously, if you have never tried a schooner lager you should stop whatever the hell you're doing right now, spin up a couple spliffs, and head over to my apartment where you can guzzle as much schooner as you can get your hands on ( Read more... )