if i were a pizza. a poem by myke dukich ( Read more... )

my work gave me a laptop so i decided to use it to inform you all that my work gave me a laptop ( Read more... )

is for perverts.

arrived.

that's what she said ( Read more... )

the maple leafs playing like an actual fucking hockey team last night?
it was beautiful. raycroft was the broad side of a goddamn barn.

keep it up fuggers.

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tech support will never be the same

take that off
kiss her
i'm rich
clean that up

i just scratched my butt and smelled my finger and i can definately say, without hesitation, that it smelled like victory ( Read more... )