So, I think our teachers are trying to kill us. We have soooo much fucking homework, and then their like, we don't want you to stress you, so we're trying to lighten the load, so, anyway.....about that next project. What the fuck? I say, I need my Billy and I can't wait to see my Dom tonight......on Lost! and you all should watch it!!! FUCK YEAH! ( Read more... )

So, I'm in the process of making this a friends only journal. Its taking a very long time, cuz you have to go through each entry and edit it to the right setting. I thought you just changed a setting or something on your options page, and I was reading other ppls journals where they say how long it takes, and I'm like, oh come on, how long could ( Read more... )

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF THEODEN

DAY ONE: Desperately in need of new personal assistant. Have contacted Ninety Minute Minion Services in Isengard. Seems best bet as if minion does not arrive in ninety minutes you get free Orc. Do not actually know what would do with Orc if had one, so do hope minion arrives on time.

DAY TWO: New minion arrived. ( Read more... )

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN: Part 2

Day One: Ran forty miles across Rohan. No squirrels to eat. Gimli looking about roasting size. Have been told dwarf tastes like chicken. Still not King.

Stubble update: satisfactory.

Day Two: Ran into army of Rohirrim. Asked Eomer if he knew where hobbits were. Got v. cagey answer. Perhaps Eomer still mad ( Read more... )

THE SECRET DIARY OF SAM

Day One: Frodo stabbed by Morgul blade. Oh no! Pippin cried. Told Pippin it would be all right as Mr. Frodo far too hot to die. Did I say that out loud?

Day Three: Have followed Mr. Frodo to Rivendell where Elves will heal him. Gandalf told me to help poor unconscious Mr. Frodo get out of dirty clothes. So took clothes off ( Read more... )

Secret diary of Pippin (my Billy!):

DAY ONE: Was out pilfering vegetables when bumped into Sam and Frodo. Had a nice little roll around with Frodo in corn before was forcibly removed by Sam. Must have word with Frodo about letting servants get overly familiar and grabby.

Fell down hill. Merry v. disappointed that he broke his carrot. After he ( Read more... )

This is the very very secret diary of Merry (Dom! Anyone beside me watching lost...missed it last night though, was so pissed off when I realized it at 9:03. Fuck) Anywho, have fun:

DAY ONE: Got in trouble for setting off fireworks at party. Suspect Gandalf not actually all that annoyed and was merely excuse to get us young hobbit boys wet and ( Read more... )

And its the very very secret diary of Legolas! The hottest man/elf ever (especially in those green tights. prowww): Have fun.

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Four: Boromir so irritating. Why ( Read more... )

It's psycho Billy! From An Urban Ghost Story! Gotta love that green shirt!


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Going on our trip tomorrow! Up to fort flagler....where they....uhh, did stuff. uhh, yeah. I know what I'm talking about....not. So, I'll be gone monday, tuesday & wed. Fun stuff. we have heated rooms to sleep in. oh the joys. So excited! It better not suck...or I'm sueing. So, here is a little something for while I'm gone: Enjoy!

Secret diary of ( Read more... )