The Greatness of My Billy: How I love him so! (All parts of him!):


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Secret diary of Gandalf (oooh.....be excited!!!)

DAY ONE: In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along?

DAY TWO: Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed. Everyone sho nice. Bilbo nice too. Lights sho pretty. Frodo not ( Read more... )

Dude, I am so pumped for our junior trip. That'll be tons of fun. I'll just be hanging out with my friends, our class is so split, its very strange. But, Caitlin and I got together & practiced for the talent show - throwing popcorn & candy into eathother's mouths. The candy didn't work as well - believe men, when those peanut M&M's hit your teeth ( Read more... )

Yeah, you guys get the idea. Frodo ( Read more... )

Ana - this one's for you! How badass....


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OGOD OGOD OGOD OGOD OGOD OGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not ready for our test tomorrow - and I'm going over to Caitlin's at 7:30 to study. She had basketball, so she doesn't get home till 6:45, then she has to shower & eat dinner - that makes me a little pissed, cuz I ate a snack so I could skip dinner, to be able to go over there earlier - but ( Read more... )

What is the deal with home work? I am impossibly trying to do my chem homework and my math homework and I really don't know which one I'm worse at. Plus, I've eaten enough this weekend to last me a week. Obviously I'm not that sick, cuz I usually have a bad diet of tea and more tea, with the occasional side of soup or toast.

I'm so worried about ( Read more... )

So, Alex and I went to go see Seed of Chucky on friday and it was awesome! It actually wasn't that scary. It was more sentimental or sweet than scary. it was very gory though. Billy was wonderful. :) Well, I tried to find a pic of Glen for everyone, but no luck.  I suggest you see it if you're looking for something funny but gory, sick and slightly ( Read more... )

Okay people, like I promised - another very secret diary. This is Boromir's secret diary: Enjoy!:

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Aragorn acting all superior as usual. He thinks he's so great because he's shagging that bit of elf crumpet on the side. I mean just because someone has a broad chest, firm, defined muscles, an outdoorsy tan and ( Read more... )

So, I have the worst timing ever. I have a soar throat...I think it'll turn into a bad cold.  Fuck. I'm here bright and early. Dealing with certain ppl.... I watched part of Cry-Baby this morning and it made me so happy. Yah! But, if you miss a day of school your behind in school work for like a month. Its insane. For one of the high holidays, Rosh ( Read more... )