Jennifer Craw and the Phoenix Wand Chapter 1, Part 3

[thebitterend327]

Here is the final part of Chapter 1. Witness the excitement of the sue's meeting with Dumbledore!

Warnings: The usual, some sexual humor, language, a mary sue
Disclaimer: anything i reference isn't mine

Comments

[chocolate_frapp]

hehe

[reg_flint]

Most snortworthy: Dumbledore: Don’t spend your afterlife being bitter, Severus.
Snape: You got me killed by a snake possessed by a piece of Voldemort’s soul. I didn’t even own the bloody elder wand.
This was rather enjoyable snark. From one Sarcastic Bastard to another.