when you search keyword "rotten" on the myspace music page, rotten gnome faces pops up on the 17th page of bands with "rotten" in the title ( Read more... )

I used to love tequila...
now it tastes like guilt.

i wonder what hot beef jerky would be like. hot jerky...mmmm ( Read more... )

This is my first post since May.
Many people have taken me off their friends list.

I think that "Sweet Talkin' Woman" by Electric Light Orchestra could possibly be on my top 5 favorite songs of ALL TIME. Listen to it carefully. It's so pleasant.

TONIGHT: THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

MY HEART IS TRULY GOING TO EXPLODE WITH PURE JOY.

I find it very wonderful that after all these years (12 as of my 20th birthday), they're still my favorite band.
True to the expression, "all-time favorite".

nothing shows excitement more than updating livejournal!

As I was browsing the TV guide, I came across "Top Ten Bathrooms in Vegas".
On Main Street, there's a men's bathroom with a piece of the Berlin wall with urinals built into it.

What.

Today at Publix, David and I ran into the crazed sample pusher lady. She has this deranged look in her eys and confronts EVERYONE to sample and purchase a loaf of publix multi-grain bread ( Read more... )

Losing interest in livejournal....

but not...

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the quality of my life greatly diminished at 11:45 this morning.

tampa international airport makes me bleed internally.