Explosive Breasts Are The New Bomb Jackets

[thebritishguy]

So I'm reading an article about terrorism and how now female suicide bombers are being used because they are getting explosive charges put in their breasts. Which if you hadn't guessed already makes it virtually impossible to detect even with increased airport security. They are putting PETN (pentaerythritol tetranitrate) in the same bags they

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[jeeyuh]

this makes me cry

[thebritishguy]

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[rem]

we have to find a way to make this into a porno
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erm, i mean, wow, that is terrible
except maybe there is a way to tell?
maybe they will just make breast implants illegal so it will be easy to tell
that would actually be cool
boob jobs are just not a good idea in general

[rainbowalphabet]

"we have to find a way to make this into a porno"

Dammit Rem! Now I am trying to think of titles for an exploding-breast porno. Only puns I can think of are, "Titilating Explosions" and "Tittupping Time Bombs". These are nowhere near good enough!

Back to the drawing board.

[rem]

i just want to respond to this so badly, but i cant think of anything creative, haha