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[thebrothersploy]

[PANICKED TWIN IS COMPLETELY PANICKED. Noticeably, there's only one face on the screen this time around. You can see the background moving as he paces back and forth in an apartment.]H-Hey! Kaoru isn't waking up! We were just browsing things and then he seemed tired so he took a nap which I thought was strange since we had the exact same amount of

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[kakkoii_kyou]

I've already been informed of this phenomena. It's called a sleep coma.

It's fairly common. [Pushes at his glasses calmly. No, he's not the most reassuring person to hear from, especially first off the bat. Sorry]

Haruhi is sleeping as well.

[thebrothersploy]

I don't care if it's common, that doesn't make it okay for Kaoru to be experiencing one! Haruhi probably overworked herself dealing with His Majesty but Kaoru's just been with me! How do we shake him out of--

[wait.

..... what, megane, how. when-]

... Kyouya?

[kakkoii_kyou]

It will pass, for the both of them. Or so I'm told.

Be patient. [Little smile] Try.

[thebrothersploy]

And you believed it?

This can't be some sort of thing that just moves on like a heat wave or a bad fad!

[squaredly]

I guess this means you're really Hikaru, huh?

[thebrothersploy]

Well of course, that was obvious!

But you know we can't even play the game if nobody tells me how to wake Kaoru up.

[squaredly]

I don't think you can, actually!

[thebrothersploy]

Not what I wanted to heeeaarrrr.

[whiiiiiiiine :<]

[holophrasing]

[Oh. Oh yes. Please freak out more. c:]

Normal (It's normal here.)

[thebrothersploy]

You're kidding me!

[this isn't normal what on earth are you talking about ads;lkjfasdf]

[1/3] /jacks like a pro

[periphrasing]

[Suddenly, another face! Except this one looks pretty much identical to the previous one, sans braids and that look of abject amusement stretched across her face.]

Ah, but Kuru-nee never kids! Or at least, she doesn't kid in the usual sense, and never about something as serious as this! Because kidding in a situation would make her seem so heartless, and not even Kuru-nee can be that heartless! Except that time with the cat and you know, but that's not important at all! But hey, what am I doing, just telling you the facts! Let's just ask her ourselves!

Hey, Kuru-nee, are you kidding?

[2/3] WE CAN DO THIS TOO!

[holophrasing]

[Kururi shakes her head solemnly.]

Never (I never kid.)

[spectaculaire]

Hikaru...

[oh dear]

It's all right, Kaoru is just in a sleep coma! He'll wake up eventually. [sob, Haruhi has been in hers for about two weeks now sooob]

[thebrothersploy]

'Eventually' isn't very reassuring, tonou.

How is he supposed to eat?! He can't go more than a few days like this!

[spectaculaire]

[slight flail] Well these things are hard to predict! I was once asleep for almost a month!

Somarium is...strange like that. When you're in a sleep coma, our usual sense of logic goes out the window!

[thebrothersploy]

...

[:|]

Fine, then how does it get fixed? This doesn't exactly look like the common cold so there has to be a cure.

[gimme_ur_pants]

Oh, that's pretty normal around here. Kaoru's just in a sleep coma. He'll wake up in a couple of days. [Or a month. Give or take.]

[thebrothersploy]

Days?

[pooouuuut.]

[gimme_ur_pants]

I'm sorry, but that's how it goes. At least he's not hurt or sick? And he's right by your side, right?

[thebrothersploy]

I'd like it more if he were by my side and responding when I talk to him.