I have a new puppy ( Read more... )

So I watched the SBS doco on Rosie O'Donnells cruise the other night.
And bawled for two hours after for the injustice of it all.
I'm looking into getting tested to see if I am a viable candidate for donating eggs.

I started driving last week..... consider that your official warning.

OK, I know I'm a bad bad LJ-er ( Read more... )

Weird bloody day ( Read more... )

I know, I know! I've been slack and lazy and haven't posted in yonks. *hangs head in shame ( Read more... )

I can't stop giggling, I am the biggest reject I know.

I just typed up a rather lengthy email detailing my latest sexual exploits and misadventures and...

accidently...

sent it to...

my...

DAD!!

I am so embarassed I am close to hysterics.

But fuck its funny!

Wee Glenn from High School ( Read more... )

Lesbo Karaoke ( Read more... )

the butter melts out of habit ( Read more... )

Sweet Roofus who doesn't look like a chromer ( Read more... )