Oh Boy O Boy ( Read more... )

So the kind and attractive people who work for the ATO found it in their hearts to return some money to me. This caused a burning sensation close to my groin which I realised was the money itching to be free of my pockets. I was only happy to oblige ( Read more... )

So I am no longer "The Temp" but have returned to being a bona fide public servant. I love that I can rock up in my black shirt and offensively ugly ties because I work in dandenong and they assume I am on drugs ( Read more... )

I was late to Regina Spektor.
And fairly pissed.

But I wouldn't have changed it for the world.
Thanks Turtle and Paddle Pop.

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Now I wouldn't claim to be the neatest person around. Nor tidiest. But I do have standards. I have spent two days scrubbing my partners mothers house and all I seem to have succeeded in doing is remove a few layers of my skin.

Now I'm bored.

Ten fingers.
Ten toes.
Girl bits as expected.
Yet to meet, but rumour has it she's blonde. (bleh!)

Just call me Aunty Lil.

On Tuesday they are going to make the baby fall out of my pregnant sister ( Read more... )

Two weeks ago my grandparents renewed their wedding vows for their 50th anniversary.
It was a beautiful, special day.
Three minutes ago I found out my Grandad has Parkinsons.

*wanders off to pour another wine*

Ugh!

Me no feel so good.
Too many late nights for this wee duckling.
I was disqualified for supposedly cheating at eye spy on a work site inspection tour.
Heartbreaking.
Currently have my nose in Carlotta's biography. Interesting, but poorly written.
Only posting in an attempt not to do other things.

Must go and do other things.

Hmph!

Yesterday I met Lucky Diamond. The Guiness World Record Holder for being 100% tattooed ( Read more... )