Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck ( Read more... )

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Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, spread the love.

Well this is interesting, I don't know how acurate it is, mind you, I think it's a bit of 'whatever' kinda thingy. Just for fun and eh, why not. ^_^

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?

Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.

Why do beavers have flat tails?

Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!

TWO TEENAGERS AT A TOY STORE

Two teenagers brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it.

A week later, they finished the puzzle.

"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.

"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."

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