"i'm sad. the kinda sad where i wanna sleep with anyone to feel anything other than this."

I'm Charlotte the Harlot....fees run anywhere between $10-300

If you wanna know what your fee would be just ask me

Fees I've told so far:

Cory-$10
Jesse-$12.50

so just comment asking your fee (no1 will cause like no1 reads this lol) n ill tell you

The animals laugh from the dark of the wilderness. A baby cried hard in an apartment complex ( Read more... )

i went to go see little black book w/mango n danny n dav n ummm becky (?) joined us. it was fucking great ( Read more... )

DP was fun.......you fucking dickweed lmao...old time photos was funny....i want the sward lol. me celia her sis n her dad singing billy joel was great...her dad randomly turning the volume up n down was a little weird tho lol. i dont even know what else to right fucking talon 23 times lmao. good times, good times ( Read more... )

me being tired is about the equivalent of a normal person being drunk. i laugh at things that arent funny, i sing, i make up ridiculous stories, and i tell people things i wouldnt normally tell them. and so yesterday i was up till well 1:20 this morning technically talking to jesse....n i was like on crack....the only thing i didnt do was make up ( Read more... )

I picked you out ( Read more... )

jills party was fun man. i rocked at twister o yea....well a least the 1 time...twister dance moves or whatever is the hardest fucking game! as mike said "it's just like GREEN, PEPPER, BLUE..." cuz hes an idiot and cant say purple. n he also bruised my ass. it hurts sooo bad. and i never stole my bunny/beast thing. *sadness* watching law n order ( Read more... )

i went to look at communities and there was one that stuck out....emo_dork...sumthing or other.....well i have a crappy memory but i do remember this:they were neither emo nor dork. they were just losers with no time on their hands. they fucking judged you on what food you ate, bands and movies u liked, y u thought u were a dork or emo, and a joke ( Read more... )

i went to my uncle's from ummm mon or tues i dont remember till 2day.....it was fun...fucking david wouldnt let me watch my lifetime movie n kicked my ass in simpson's life but besides that it was cool...hanging out w/his friends was a lot of fucking fun. those guys r awesome....2 bad theyre warwickians n i probably wont c them again. jesse denied ( Read more... )

i went to the fair last night w/jill jess mike n ummmmm mikes friend...it was fun except for the ferris wheel...those things suck ass....im really bored right now so im fighting w/smarter child (im such a fucking loser) heres the convo so far ( Read more... )