"roses are red- violets are blue- my name is greg- i am a jew"
holy shit itz the best poem ever

ok im just gonna write sum highlights cuz im lazy ( Read more... )

man di's party was great. between danny kissing jimmy n the lap dance gone terribly wrong, it just rocked. today i met a cool person n i talked 2 him 4 like 2 hours. im surprised i didnt scare him away....i told sum stories, complained about french canadians, and shared sum personal underwear details lol. n then i looked up lyrics by ol' dirty ( Read more... )

I'm at Jill's yea!! with Jess wooo hooo!!!!

ok well di n bon just left and well we're lucky we didnt kill each other...the knife almost stabbed di n we all almost stabbed each other....plus we got the pot leaves and the gophers drunk. n then there was the gun.lol.. *lifts gun n points it at bon* "i dont know if itz loaded..letz find out" *bon covers face and whimpers* and how dare the ppl ( Read more... )

to be clear the doink doink is the law n order doink doink....the 1 in the music during the beginning credits. if u dont kno wut im talking about then u suck cuz law n order is off the heezy fo sheezy bitches. i say bitches in optimism...as if any,let alone more than 1, person is gonna read this....i dont even kno how 2 put it in my damn info. ( Read more... )

I've had the dream many times before. I'd be sitting at home and my mom would come home or call me and tell me that my dad had died. That's what happened this time, only I didn't wake up. Why am I not waking up? PLease, God, let me wake up. No daughter should loser her father this early. My dad wanted to live to dance with me at my wedding. No ( Read more... )