I seriously need to know what the hell has happened to this world? I mean, here I sit, at 2:30 AM after thanksgiving, watching Not Another Teen Movie with my brother on comedy central, and we share something during the commercials. Normally, this is the oogling at the stupidly large number of Girls Gone Wild commercials and how stupid they are. ( Read more... )

Whats all this jazz? Logan's updating you say? Is this going to be yet another self-indulgent, pompous, obnoxious update that really doesn't have a true purpose or point that is only added every three monthly just to prove that he's not some creepy looking stalker reading all your thoughts. Waiting. Watching ( Read more... )

I have a feeling that you already know which movie i speak of. It is, of course, Snakes on a Plane. Do not be suprised when it wins 78% of all the oscars, including (but not limited to) best picture, best actor, best cinematography, best animated feature, best foreign film, and best documentary. It deserves every single one of those, then some ( Read more... )

I know several people who own and use a myspace. I'm not a fan, as i believe it is filled with retards and hobos. However, out of curiousity, i started leafing throught their forums over there, and I stumbled across this gem.


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Colleges can go suck a nut. Recently, ive been preparing to go to the University of Michigan Student Orientation Program, when it was brought to my attention that i had to take a simple online math test in order to help them decide which math course to put me in. Now, this would normally be no problem, log in, take the test, be done. However, they ( Read more... )

Alright, I seriously need to post about this. This post is going to be bookmarked and referenced by people for ages. Thus, I will refer to it as: Internet Etiquette

Now, when your online, its obvious that people cant physically hurt you or in any way beat you for being retarted. That IS NOT a green light for you to act like a pompus femminine ( Read more... )

Ive shown this to several people already, but the positive feedback ive recieved has been enormous. This was turned in to Mr. Ozar for senior essay writing class. The topic was (more or less) "describe something. use details." So, without further aideu, the best essay that should have never been written: A description of the Internet ( Read more... )

Cedar Point was fun. And cold. Went on a handfull of rides, most memorable being the Mantis (consult others for the details if you so desire, there are those who think it was quite funny. me being one of them.) The worksheet was kind of a downer, and Ezekiel prevented Neetu from riding the raptor the last time before we left. MaxAir roxxorz quite a ( Read more... )

Neetu has way better (see: simpler) surveys then all you other mooks.

You Have A Type B+ Personality

B+

You're a pro at going with the flow ( Read more... )

Shosh is preverted.

Jesse and Tim left me at school today, cause we were gonna play cards at games club, but apparently there wasnt one, so after i waited for shosh to not come and play in the quartet, there was no one in days room. I had to have my mommy come pick me up.