He was born at 12:22 p.m. (which is funny cuz the twins' b-day is 12-22-87) He weighs 8 lbs, 14 oz. Um, he's like 21 inches long (lol) and has lots of hair (mostly on his head) I saw his penis, which is the only penis I've ever really seen in real life, which is pretty funny. He has really chubby cheeks and sleeps all the time. That's pretty much ( Read more... )

Tomorrow they are going to induce labor and my nephew will FINALLY be born, on 3-20-2007. 3+20=23. 23+2+0+0+7=32. El Diablo!

My mp3 player still isn't dry and I'll probably never be able to see the screen. And when I got home my remote was fucked up, which I hadn't thought it would be, so now I can't look at the guide and I have to get up and change the channels manually, which means going from 128 to 8104 is basically impossible. And I can't ask my parents to pay to fix ( Read more... )

Got accepted to Transy, I guess everybpdy else did, haven't really heard from anybody. Went to Amanda Ison's family Christmas thing on Friday. But first we all went to Pizza Hut for Chris and Amanda's birthday and as I was explaining to everybody that pizza is a food meant for hands, not forks, I picked up a piece and sauce dripped on my wrist and ( Read more... )

I just couldn't resist joining in on this great updating party we have going on. Not much to say though. I'm glad we're doing poems for English. I hope we stick to them for the rest of the semester. Just please don't ask me to write a poem about a sport or I will be forced to come up with some ridiculous extended metaphur. I have been inspired for ( Read more... )

*tips head from side to side while hearing the beat to this song in my head ( Read more... )

I haven't seen any interesting updates lately. Come on people, what's the problem? Of course, all of my updates are grand. Praps I should write a good one, but i'm not really depressed right now, so it'll be hard. Still there is one thing I could tell you guys that might make this entery interesting, but i don't really feel like broadcasting it ( Read more... )

Rainy day is not actually the subject of this entry, but it is raining outside (which i can hear quite clearly because chris always has his window open) Anyhoo, since it seems like everyone's at the doctor right now, I guess I could take a butcher knife and rip my guts open onto this webpage. You never know, it might actually be fun. Unfortunately ( Read more... )

Well, it's ONLY been a year since I last got on here. Not too bad, if I do say so myself. Just got done reading some of Kyle's most recent entries. Sorta depressing... I like it. LOL. By the way Kyle, what was ur poopy's name? He kinda looks like a dog I once had..... she was a girl though. Anyhooker, I'ma gonna check summa deez udder jernles now. ( Read more... )

Hey everybody! I'm at school right now. It's been about a week since I last got on-line. And since I just finished my POE final (failure!! hehe, kinda like "manure") I thought this would be as good a time as any to write. I'll have to check my e-mail later at home. Anyway, um... what to say? I dunno you tell me. Are we allowed to say w h o r e ( Read more... )