Karkat: Get trolled by life.

Aug 04, 2010 22:21

It's been an oddly quiet week for you, and you're still sort of amazed by the amount of stuff you were able to accomplish simply by running Terezi out on her admittedly fine ass and logging off Trollian. Among other things you restocked your kitchen, got your laundry done, finished up what you could of your City map, and went through a good bit of your movie queue. You had to leave Silent Hill to do it, but you've found plenty of places by now where a troll can watch romantic cinema more or less in peace, so you didn't even have to go to the treehive as usual.

Speaking of, you've been avoiding Terezi since she dropped by unannounced. The whole confrontation left a bad taste in your mouth, and you decided the two of you have been spending too much time together lately. Being burnt out on hate is a much more appealing explanation than the uncomfortable one that's been gnawing at the back of your mind this whole time. It's gotten a little hard to maintain this belief that nothing's wrong in the face of Terezi's odd sickness, the weird thickening you noticed when she came over, her emotional swings, and the fact that she's stopped pestering you. Finally you gave in and turned your portable trolling client back on. You still don't thoroughly understand the fucking avalanche of creepy facetious messages she sent about tumors and dying, but you're having a hard time convincing yourself it's a trick. What would she gain from this?

There's been no word since the messages were sent at least two days ago.

Until now.

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TC: WhOa sHiT, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
CG: OH COME ON.
CG: I'VE BEEN HAVING SUCH A GOOD WEEK WITHOUT YOU ASSHOLES.
TC: HaHaHaH YeAh i kNoW We hAvEn't bEeN AlL TaLkInG In aWhIlE
TC: I GoT AlL KiNdS Of fUcKiN BuSy iN ThE sHiT.
CG: I DON'T CARE, GAMZEE.
CG: STOP BOTHERING ME.
TC: YeAh bRoThEr yOu gOt iT, bUt lIkE
TC: I WaS JuSt wOnDeRiNg iF YoU WeRe aLl aBoUt kNoWiNg wHeRe a TrOlL cAn pIcK Up sOmE FuCkIn dIaPeRsTuBs?
CG: WHY WOULD I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
TC:I JuSt gOt dOnE GeTtInG AlL Up aT ThE StOrEs bUt i dOn't eVeN BeGiN To bE HaViNg aN IdEa oF WhErE ThEy aLl kEeP ThE MoThErFuCkErS
TC: AnD tErEzI iS tHrEe DiFfErEnT bReEdS oF tOo BuSy To AnSwEr My tRoLlInGs.
CG: THERE ISN'T A MEASUREMENT IN OUR SYSTEM SMALL ENOUGH TO INDICATE HOW LITTLE I CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
CG: WAIT.
CG: WHY THE CROSSEYED FUCK DO YOU NEED DIAPERSTUBS?
TC: UHhHhHhH
TC: I'm ReAlLy sOrRy kArKaT, bUt i pRoMiSeD NoT To tElL
CG: PROMISED WHO?
TC: CaN't TeLl YoU. :o)
CG: ARGH.
CG: SERIOUSLY I'VE NEVER KNOWN YOU TO BE SO FUCKING CAGEY.
CG: SHE PUT YOU UP TO THIS, DIDN'T SHE?
CG: THIS MUST BE SOME NEW ASPECT OF HER FULLY RETARDED NEW EASY TO IGNORE TROLLING STYLE.
TC: Oh MaN
CG: WHAT?
TC: NeVeRmInD BrO, i jUsT GoT To fInDiNg wHaT I WaS AlL FuCkIn lOoKiNg fOr.
TC: BuT ThAnKs aNyWaY FoR KeEpIn a mOtHeRfUcKeR CoMpAnY.
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

CG: GOD DAMMIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Well, now you guess there's nothing else for it. You highly doubt your second in command is actually dead, but you'd better go investigate.

Lousy goddamn natural leadership.

homestuck: gamzee, homestuck: terezi, homestuck: moloch, homestuck: karkat

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