A public service announcement to the world:

When you have had a one-night stand with someone, do not go back and repeat that experience with them again later, especially when you know that it'll just end in badness on both sides.

Has anybody seen Serena van der Woodsen?

I'm not quite sure - what does one do when you realise that a girl searching for her long-lost father is beginning to go wild just to seek her father's attention? How does one tell her that now that summer is coming to an end and you're not going to be on holiday in Europe any longer, it's time to make a ( Read more... )

Let me tell you. Venice? Overrated ( Read more... )

 Another day at work finally over.

It was busy too, I wonder did they all come up with a plan to come to me at the same time.. it's not usually this busy, at all. Though of course, I have to keep up the facade for as long as I am here. The mask of an angel while the inside is the scorching soul of the devil.

[Snorts quietly to himself.]

That's an ( Read more... )

Times like this when there isn't anything really interesting going on always gets me nervous. If only because that normally means something bad's gonna happen. /deleted

Maybe it's because I'm too used to running around all the time back home, I've been in a rut since school started up again. Any ideas on something new and exciting that I could try ( Read more... )

A few points of interest ( Read more... )

I called my little brothers the other day so I could wish 'em happy (late) birthdays -- they turned seven a couple days before I turned twenty-one, see -- but then, being CONVERSATIONAL NINJAS, they went and changed the subject on me and asked me if I'd come home and live with them again. I just... didn't know what to do, y'know? I didn't know what ( Read more... )

Clichés remain corny until they become the story of your life ( Read more... )

I not understand boys. They say they not want serious, but that not what they mean. They want girl to say, "It okay. You screw around. I sit right here and wait for you, maybe bake brownies."

They do not want girl say, "It okay. You screw around. I will, too. Your roommate very hot." Boys want to be only boy.

I never understand why is okay for one ( Read more... )

Hello there New York City! Remember me?

Sorry I haven't been around, lads and especially ladies! My old boss left for rehab a bit ago so I've been running the bar on my own! And it isn't haunted. But we could always use more customers around.

Oh, and don't believe anything Bones tells you! I'm a wonderful roommate.