► 006: Voice post;

[thecolour_red]

[Deep panting]

I miss my breasts. Really, they were small and cute.

...

[Silence for sevreal minutes till there is a vicious hiss]

Everyone should stop fucking complaining, we're stuck, get over it, that bitch shot me too -- gotta love a babe who is good with a gun.

[Whimpering]

I want some cookies...please.

[Rapid tapping on desk till

Comments

[the_icey_void]

you sound delightful as ever!

[thecolour_red]

I'm just one happy guy!

[the_icey_void]

Happiness is wonderful, is it not? Tell me, he who is happy, what has made you happy lately?

[thecolour_red]

...ahaha... Happy? I like fucking, I do... really, but there needs to be more people to fuck up and children are too small...

[3_hat_day]

Whoah man, sounds like you need to lay off the tequila.

[thecolour_red]

Hah~ that is lameeee~ drugs are for losers~

[3_hat_day]

Well WHATEVER you're hittin' man, I think it's time you took a step back.

[thecolour_red]

I don't think so, I might trip.

[straykiiitty]

There are freshly baked cookies in the kitchen :3

[thecolour_red]

Hey! You're the drunk! Wanna come and get cookies and drink vodka and do some Russian hat dancing?

[straykiiitty]

Nope, not druuuunk ~ ♥ And I'm kinda stuck being fed by Kuro-sama here but mabye later ~ ?

... But vodka's a little strong, ne? If there's wine in the kitchen, I wouldn't mind.

[thecolour_red]

Aw ~ ♥ I'm disappointed, really... we could get drunk and pass out in the middle of no where naked...

[Private to AU!A // Unhackable]

[catatonic_lies]

Kill B... sounds interesting.