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If anyone is hungry then there is a dead pink elephant laying around somewhere.

So, how do you become a vampire?

[Deep panting]

I miss my breasts. Really, they were small and cute.

...

[Silence for sevreal minutes till there is a vicious hiss]

Everyone should stop fucking complaining, we're stuck, get over it, that bitch shot me too -- gotta love a babe who is good with a gun.

[Whimpering]

I want some cookies...please.

[Rapid tapping on desk till ( Read more... )

[Sound of glass breaking and ALLOT of sobbing/laughing]

Nice one. Fucking fantastic. You are not L.

...But thank you... thank you for killing yourself and just stay that way.

Just don't ever come back, ever. It isn't fair... you killed him and you proclaim yourself as L? That is unjust!

[Loads of random laughter/Breakdown]It just doesn't stop ( Read more... )

[A very long pause]

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I have tits, this is well--

[High-pitched giggle]

Whoa! ... This is fantastic!
I hate my life.

[[OOC: Gender-switched AU!A... at your service]]

I love this couch, it is so... incredible, how beautiful the redlining and the purple velvet match together so well while looking like a worn out divan and it fucking smells like shit.

[A moan, slight panting]

Everyone... seems to be wondering about why these Gods called us here again? One with a mask and red hair and the other who likes being ( Read more... )

I really... really really love it here!

[Sound of faint mumbling that can hardly be heard]

Haha! I never want to go back.

[Insert croaked laughter mixed with sobbing]

H-hey... B are you okay, I was really worried... but that is okay, really and if I could do it again--

[Massive insane laughter]

We should do coffee!

[Brief pause for several ( Read more... )

[Multiple gun shots]

Fu-fuck...

[Heavy panting that goes on for about 3 minutes]

How... philosophical, how stupid. It really wants to make you laugh. So, who else! Who else is here? Call me Lue or L, whichever one tickles your fancy.

[Crazed chuckling]

Hope there is going to be some fireworks!

[[OOC: Do not ask >_>]]

( TL;DR: History )