Which Tim Burton character are you?
Pee-Wee Herman
There's a lot of things about me you don't know. Things you couldn't know. Things you shouldn't know.

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the moon rulz #1

Hideo Kojima > God

not fully cooked taquitos + eating 10 of them = Up all night puking my fucking guts out.

food poisoning sucks
work sucks
XXX-Mas shopping sucks

MGS3 Rules
Nintendo DS will rule
VH1's *My Coolest Years rules

Andrew WK was a serious geek in high school, and that rules.

pissed off girlfriend, work on both days off.

Doritos and Mountain Dew for lunch, MGS3 Tuesday, least metal moments on VH1.

Guess you have to take the good with the bad.

As of late I've found myself on the winning end of a lot of bets. Since I've started working at Sam's Club I've won over $150 off my co-workers. $75 from a beard growing bet, a bunch of money from football, and other misc. bets. And on top of that, I won poker in G'ville and I beat Tom at Sper Smash Brothers. Maybe I should consider a career in ( Read more... )

This just in, George Biggs is getting married.

anyone reading this?

Anyone down for some Mario Party 5? because Crystal and I now own it, no one will ever take my title as the "Dream Star", but I dare you to try bitches!

SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT DUDE SO HARD. I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN HIS FAT STUPID ASS SO HARD. FUCK GOD!!!!!!!

FUCK! AND FUCK YOU FOR THINKING HE'S COOL.

I'D DO HIM THOUGH
DON'T GET ME WRONG, BUT WHAT AN ASSHOLE

WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?

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