OOC - The Doctor's Sexuality

[thecricketer]

I very much recommend you read this essay on the Master's sexuality. And then this one.

Comments

[his_sarah_jane]

Wow.

Five sure gets around. :P

[thecricketer]

I KNOW, GEEZ. :p He doesn't mean to.

[his_sarah_jane]

Clearly doesn't mean to. Right.

Although Sarah is a little put off she doesn't get a tag too. *pokes her*

[thecricketer]

XD He really doesn't. It's kind of hilarious.

o.o I forgot that one? fff. *fixes* I AM SORRY, SARAH.

[sinister_charm]

I still pretend that Five is a giant slut. :( /teases lovingly<3

[thecricketer]

XD Well, it is funnier that way. ;p <3

[sinister_charm]

Five's celery is secretly a device that causes people to be sexually interested in him. He wears it so he can get some action on various planets, but usually chaos happens and he never gets the time.

[thecricketer]

XD

ILU.

It is the Sex Celery of Rassilon.

[thecricketer]

:D Yay! I like yours too, though.

He really is. But yes! They are so...sweet. Even when they're bickering. They do it sweetly.

[brigadiertardis]

Five obviously needs a hug. People also need to stop fancying him, so sayeth the TARDIS.

[thecricketer]

Five would certainly accept a hug. In spirit.

XD Awww, TARDIS. At least she and the Master agree on something. :p

[brigadiertardis]

She says she can do that. So long as he accepts a real one, too. (Also: she won't take no for an answer.)

That does not make her happy, you know :/

[thecricketer]

Well, she is the TARDIS, so it's all good.

It makes him happy? ...Ish? :/

[alainn_aislinn]

Awwwww. *snuggles Five*

Aislinn and Byron miss their Doctor liek whoa.

(and Melissa misses hers. She's all, "did you see my meme? Look how useful I am to ruling things...")

[broken_clock]

XD Five appreciates that snuggling.

And he misses them, too! (Watch him hug the life out of them.)

(We should make threads for all of them. Comms, even. Five and Aislinn and Byron could be cute across the universe, and d!Five and Melissa could take over the universe cutely.)

[alainn_aislinn]

He gets lots and lots of it!

*they hug back and cling*

(YES! Aislinn woke up yesterday and is all, "...*POUT* where'd everybody go?" And Melissa's just smug she's fit to be Queen.)

[thecricketer]

XD HE IS GLAD AND FLAUNTS HIS SNUGGABILITY.

*he just...holds them close for like ever*

(XD Awwww. Five has been wondering that, too. And, well, of course she is.)