every day i wake up, and i'm surrounded by monkeys. i'm like "what the hell!!" so i take out my fly swatter and started shoeing them away. there's always the one stubborn monkey....today, he looked at me, held up a pepsi, and said "i'm not a monkey, we're the monkees!!" and he unzipped himself and there were the monkees. and i said oh hell no,
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