So I had to dispatch multiple crushings to Maggie for trying to tickle/hurt me while I was "out of it" and by that I mean high as a kyte. That part sucked, but the rest was fine and dandy like cotton candy. Anyway, so I went to The Gorge (read Maggie's entry for detailed accounts). It was fun, except for that stupid bitch with the trailer that ( Read more... )

So I went back to Urban Outfitters with Crystal and Lauren the other day and I got the AC/DC belt buckle, which is completly awesome, but Mar-Mar doesn't seem to understand its coolness. Why does she not understand? Then Zach called me yesterday day at 8 in the morning because he doesn't understand what a time difference is, but it was okay ( Read more... )

I crushed Molly earlier in the day. Like 3 am. It was good. Then later in the day Lauren, Crystal and I went back to Urban Outfitters. That was fun and I saw an AC/DC belt buckle I want to get. I'm thinking of doing that tomorrow. That would work. I miss Zach.
Crushingly Yours

The events of the day goes as follows: First woke up at Maggies and went upstairs to watch MacGyver. Then I wrote in my livejournal for a minute, then cruised the web for a couple hours. Then Maggie and I went down to Urban Outfitters to buy me some clothes. I got a pair of Puma shorts. $7:50 marked down from $60. Nice deal. I also got a tee ( Read more... )

Maggie is so bad at this game. I kept touching her face and she didn't want me to so she came up with this game, where you can't touch the other person unless you get prior approval. She is SO bad at it. She kept touching me. She would roll over on the bed and I would put my hand behind her and tell her to roll back over and she would just roll ( Read more... )

Today Maggie was very helpful in setting this up for me. She did most of it. I thanked her for it. I like the background. I figure the Absinth is okay for me to have on this since I have actually consumed it while in Prague. You all haven't. What now. That makes me better than you. Yay for me. Has anyone had the tangerine Altoids? They ( Read more... )

I had to dispatch another crushing today to Maggie for thinking that I didn't know what a diaphragm was. I crushed her good. And then I crushed her later because she farted while I was kissing her and that was gross.

I'm not generally the one to share my thoughts with everyone all willy-nilly. So I will use this to tell you all about my daily crushings. Today was the first of my crushings. I crushed Maggie's head because she said that I didn't know what mediocre meant. That was right before I watched MacGyver. MacGyver is the greatest. He can get out of ( Read more... )