I want to learn how to breed ants. Then I can get to work creating an ant species that only kills other ant colonies, and will die off once they have no more food, or maybe turn on themselves. Either way, we win!

In my dream, i was a girl named elizabeth. I was a time traveler. Not like i had a machine, but i was a mutant with the power to move through time as well as teleport. Somehow I met up with wolverine, and like all girls became quite smitten with him. But I was only 13 or 14. I was lost. and trying to find someone. Don't know who. Another time ( Read more... )

My ball hairs are back with a vengeance and scraping the skin off of my thighs. You bastards. I shave you, polish you until you shine, make you look good, and this is how your repay me? Keep this shit up and I'm getting a vasectomy.

I went to walmart and got a hair clipper for $10. Shaved my balls.

lol... I'm a horrible person.

Make that a double horrible.

Went to ALA and got a soar throat. Took a nice hot shower with a girl and now the soar throat seems to be mostly gone. I love my immune system. The meaningless sex was nice too.

Made a death knight. Love it. He is rich.

I feel very lonely. hopefully i feel less sad tomorrow.

Holy shit. Live journal loads slow as fuck now. what the hell.

six hours ago, i said to myself "ok, i'll finish this quest and then log"

....... fuck.

I now have a gnome rogue named itler. 5 minutes after making him, someone asks me if I was going to kill the ews.

... I think I'm keeping this name.