I had trouble getting this to post. I tried putting it behind a cut, but that didn't work.


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i bought new shoes last night.  I only ever tennis shoes.  I don't know why exactly... but that's all I ever wear, unless it winter or I'm going out somewhere and want to look good.  To work and most all other places I wear tennis shoes ( Read more... )

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I don't know... prolly open one night, closed the next.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 
of course.  The shower cap too, even though I've never used a shower cap.

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? 
why, what on earth do you mean?

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So...  I don't really get much poetry.  I've tried reading it.  I've tried understanding it and most of the time it just bounces off my head like those stupid analogies (thank god I never took the SAT).  Anyway once in a while I stumble across one that sticks.  Maybe I   don’t understand it the way it's supposed to be, but it moves me.  Since that ( Read more... )

omg. check out this video.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/06/02.html#a8543

Now I know how to lead a "normal" life. It was the screaming "mom, why did you do that to me?" that was missing when I was hitting my pillow with my tennis racket, trying to be straight.

Oh, and I love the first part when that guy is cuddling in his arms. Spacecadet #1 ( ( Read more... )

I found these on my old website through this cool site.  When I think about how big of a dork I am, I laugh.  Which makes me feel even more dorky.

"A polar bear is just a rectangular bear in a different coordinate system."

"UMR is like a prostitute, we pay it to get screwed"

"Rolla (rah'.la) Town in southern Missouri, Population: 14,000
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