I can't take Scientology seriously. It's the belief that humans were brought to earth by aliens on a spaceship carried by two massive lizards, which landed in a volcano and dispersed humans throughout the world. Then the aliens take off, and the lizards go and hide under the sea in massive caves ( Read more... )

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Boxing Day morning. Jesus is up early playing with his new myrrh. The wise men are making coffee. Mary and Joseph come downstairs, with Mary sporting a massive black eye. One of the wise men says,
"Christ! What happened?" to which Joseph replies:
"First shag I've had in six months and the bitch starts screaming her ex's name." 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzFwgwE870g&feature=related

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/11/08/2008-11-08_jersey_city_councilman_steven_lipski_is_.html   This is why I don't go to the 9:30 Club anymore.  

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CHANGE: Canada Has a New Guy Entering: ME!!!!

hahahaha. told him "peace out bitch!"

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watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf1y9s73Nos

Your result for The Sexplorer In Bed Test...
The Unclassified


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