Hey!

[thedevilscandy]

Who wants candy? This is applicable to anyone. To everyone.

COUPON
GOOD FOR ONE (1) FREE PIECE OF CANDY FROM THE OPRFHS CAFETERIA
CANDY MUST BE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE BY SNAP ACCOUNT
OFFER EXPIRES AS SOON AS MY GOOD MOOD DISAPPEARS
LIMIT ONE
OFFER VOID IN CALIFORNIA, OR IF YOU'RE A DICK.

Comments

[beautyoftherain]

Can I take a raincheck for in two weeks?

[thedevilscandy]

You should know better to ask. Now you get none.

You should encourage my healthy eating habits is what you should do.

[beautyoftherain]

::tear::

im almost out of candy

[heartofaluminum]

gimme

Re: im almost out of candy

[thedevilscandy]

Void in California, you dick.

ill rip your throat out

[heartofaluminum]

get me a welchs grape juice

[fameperoproarte]

oooh junior mints plz.

[imthreeandnot2]

only if by candy you mean crack

[thedevilscandy]

No.

[imthreeandnot2]

then NO!

is it too late for your good mood?

[saltsoda]

if not i'll take a swedish fish, those things are the shit.