Wow. This week just keeps getting better and better and better and better.

I'm watching this maintainence guy install this microwave in my house because I don't trust this motherfucker. The dude came in and was looking around like the microwave is going to be in my bedroom or my office. I was like, "Hey, it's this way." and he still was looking around so now I'm watching him to make sure he doesn't jack anything. When I ( Read more... )

So today I went to the Hard Rock casino with Jeff and his grandfather and we spent 7 hours gambling. I'll tell you, that guy is certainly a character, hitting on cocktail waitresses and telling us stories about being in the marines overseas. It was one of the best fucking days I had for this entire week. I had a total of $63 that I brought with me ( Read more... )

I don't have no trouble with you fucking me, but I have a little problem with you not fucking me.

So almost two years have gone by, and D-Lux and MC Welfare's album is going to be dropping July 24th. It's going to be the hottest thing anyone from Jupiter has heard. There are going to be a lot of mixed feelings. I know everyone wants me to keep cranking out hard-hitting beats which I certainly can do but lately D-Lux and MC Welfare has taken a ( Read more... )

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Oh I forgot to tell you, today Jordan Lutz came over and she helped fix my bicycle. Once again, thank you Jordan. I really needed that chain. Afterwards, she made me some cookies and she also whipped up a batch of raspberry lemonade and we sat there and ate and drank it all. Well, I have a stomach ache and now I'm lying down. Jordan went to Publix ( Read more... )

So I finally had sex with one of the receptionists at work. I started working again and when I went to this one office, the lady said that the person I was looking to talk to wasn't there, but I could talk to her and so I did. So we started talking about business but she switched it up and asked me how old I was and wanted to know if I had a ( Read more... )

No Homo.

Hey, So i played some bball with some hot sweaty guys and jane took pics. dan was there too looking cuter than ever. dave too. he took his shirt off ( Read more... )