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How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

So I step out my apartment and there's this gay dude walking this dog with this hot milf and the gay guy is like "Oh. My. God! Like....your fucking dog fucking loves me!" as I pass them, and then this girl stops mid-sentence talking about her dog and looks at me and goes "HEY GORGEOUS." She was slurring a little. There's this bar right next to ( Read more... )

Hey, so it's been a while. Funny shit happened to me the other day. I took the train to school and on my way back, I took the bus back to the Tri-Rail. This girl like said hello to the guy next to me. Originally, I thought it was to me, so when she passed me, all I did was smile and she looked at me like I was going to molest her or something. ( Read more... )

So ever since I've gotten home I've been listening to cds that I haven't listened to in yeaaaars. Like Total Chaos, The Unseen, A Tribe Called Quest's "People's Instinctive Travels" and I forgot how good that album is. I think it's their best one of all other than "Midnight Marauders". Last night was fun. I went to Respectables. I usually hate it ( Read more... )

Anybody notice the irony of that West Palm Beach Wendy's shooting? I mean, one of the victims was a licensed Palm Beach County Fire-Rescue employee and was trained specifically for gunshot wounds and he ends up getting shot and killed because he was waiting in line to get a forgotten toy for his child. The sad thing about it is that the toy was ( Read more... )

Lately I've been listening to this band called Toxic Holocaust. It's pretty hilarious. Seriously, if you want to laugh at how metal these lyrics are, I'd listen to them.

Right now my voice sounds like this guy:


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My girlfriend doesn't listen. She's been sick for over a month. I honestly think she's been sick for about a month and a half now. I've been telling her recently that she should see a doctor about it being that it's getting worse. She goes "Oh no. It's just a sinus infection." Not really. I don't think it's a sinus infection when it keeps making ( Read more... )

This fucking microeconomics class really blows a whole lot of dicks. I can't believe that this fucking teacher gives us lectures and blatantly lies to us by telling us that if we have missed some notes in class, that it would be online on the course website. I searched every section and what did I find? Evidence that my teacher is a fucking dick ( Read more... )

I haven't been on this thing in quite some time. Man, this is fucking weird not posting something for this long and trying to get back into it but I honestly don't write anymore so I think this would be good for me just to type everything. Where to start? Oh, uh...

Uh.......

Yeah. I got nothin'. Anyway, the point is that I'm back.