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The king of fruits
So, the durian was a bust, but it did provide some brief excitement. The smell of this fruit is easily worse than ten burning hobos. The taste was something I tried hard to forget. Ah well, I tried it, soon maybe I'll have my own travel show. My first stop is Iceland, but right after that is the Konark Sun Temple (Read more... ) -
The hair won't stop
Things I learned this week: Talcum powder can cure lung cancer. Birds are horny as shit, and they masturbate constantly. Russia wants to bomb us. I spend fliff like a sultan. It's surprisingly difficult to take a cop seriously when you're dressed as Pee Wee Herman. Cocksure I guess. But seriously, they blow talcum powder right into your ( Read more... ) -
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unscupulous octogenarians
Exciting week coming up. It's serving as a nice distraction to keep me from thinking about any of the decisions I have to make about my future. Plus something really shitty that I've tried not to worry about finally caught up with me, but it least it will be resolved now ( Read more... ) -
they drew first blood
i just got done watching parts 1-12 of the R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet series. -
my brain's the cliff and my heart's the bitter buffalo
The movie Love Actually sucks, it's absolutely terrible for a myriad of reasons, and I hate that because I didn't like this shallow, underdeveloped, disturbing meditation on love that I'm somehow bitter about it being valentine's day. How about this for a reason: I'm not an idiot ( Read more... ) -
It has been reported that Tanuki fell from the sky using his scrotum as a parachute
I've been having a lot of semi-reunions lately and it's been really nice. It must be because of that whole springtime rebirth thing... in January.
I need to finish watching these House dvds. -
was a one way ticket, only one way to go
i need a new starter for my car. my mom is getting remarried. I'm really jealous of katy's new house, specifically the claw foot bath tub. It's a rental property! -
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I'm back in Gainesville, i guess thats good and bad. Its not the suburbs of atlanta, but it is gainesville, bleh, and no one else is here, bleh, but i stopped and bought a lot of really dangerous fireworks! yeah! I need somewhere semi-remote where i can set them off, any takers? And my brother gave me some special winter beers, which was pretty ( Read more... )