So I'm in Lowe's the other day...if you're a female, you may not fully understand this, but men just have to go into a place like that at least once a month, even if he doesn't really need to buy anything there. It's really one of the last bastions in the entire western world where a man truly can be a man. Sure, women can work at any job that a ( Read more... )

Okay, one thing that really annoys me is how people always make a big deal about renting or buying DVD's with so-called "deleted" scenes included. You know, you go to Blockbuster Video with a friend, and they don't have the DVD version of the movie that you want to watch, but you spy a lone VHS version of the movie in the stacks, and just when you ( Read more... )

For both of you who wanted to know, I got out of the abandoned office kitchen that I was locked in last week by climbing up through the ceiling tiles (told you it wasn't too exciting). I first tried to pick the lock with a spoon (trust me, it doesn't work). The only other options were to kick in the door (and cause damage that I didn't want to ( Read more... )

Okay, now for a more normal, traditional LJ entry... I know that the start of the college football season is still four months away, but I'm already beginning to get a little more antsy than usual. Maybe the fact that upper deck is still well under reconstruction--and my season tickets are located there--has got me much more riled up than usual, I ( Read more... )

Okay, I guess people really do read my LiveJournal, so here's another entry for y'all. I'll try to make this past Friday sound a little like something out of an adventure novel as best as I can, even though it was really only just a step above lame. Here goes... Friday, I was cleaning up a suite of our office's building for future use (no, I am ( Read more... )