Say It Ain't So

[isaid_goodday]

*bursts into the door of the basement, very upset*

Oh my goodness... guys... I was at the Hub, trying to-- I mean, picking up on girls-- and I overheard Pam Macy talking to her friends.

She said...

*gasps*

Ay, me. She said that Eric and Donna have broken up!

This cannot be!

*clasps hands and looks up to the heavens*

Dear God, it cannot be!

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[and_you_love_me]

*stops watching TV and moves from the folding chair to the couch*

Huh? Fez, calm down. I'm sure once Eric and Donna get here, they'll explain everything. Pam Macy isn't a reliable source, anyway.

*frowns*

But if Donna broke up with him, then it's about time, because... really. We all know she can do better.

[isaid_goodday]

No, no, no! Eric and Donna's love is the rock upon which the gang is built!

But yes, he is a skinny little boy, isn't he?

[crazyforloving]

*runs in after Fez*

Hey, why did you run away from...?

*skids to a stop when she sees everyone*

Oh. Hi.

*whispers to Fez*

Are you STILL complaining about that rumor?

[itrunsonwater]

That's "scrawny", Fez. And believe it or not, Jackie's right-- for some reason Donna's never going to dump Forman. Probably 'cuz he's easier to train than a puppy.

*glares at Caroline*

Oh, good. Sybill's here.

[skinny_neighbor]

*comes downstairs and climbs over the back of the sofa*

"Hey, guys. Sorry I didn't get down here sooner; Red made me..." *trails off as he looks at Fez* "What's wrong with Fez? And what's Play Misty for Me doing here?"

[itrunsonwater]

Nice one, Forman. I retract my Sybill comment.

And the answer seems to be that our little buddy Fez here is once again playing her song.

[and_you_love_me]

Yeah, and she won't go away. Because she's all stalking, and...

*whispers to Steven* Wait. Is that what Eric meant?

*looks at Eric meaningfully* And... where is Donna?

[isaid_goodday]

*smiles nervously*

Oh, no! I think everyone here would very much like to be on your good side, Caroline.

*glares at the others*

Right?

*turns to Eric*

Say it isn't so, Eric!

[comfrtably_dumb]

*bursts through the door, excited*

Ohmygod! You'll never guess what I heard about Eric and Donna! ...Oh... hey, Eric.

*sits down and tries to act nonchalant*

[isaid_goodday]

*grabs Eric by the shirt*

What in the hell are you thinking, fool? You can't break up with Donna! That's like giving up breathing, or eating, or pleasuring yourself!

[crazyforloving]

*frowns at Fez and sits down next to Kelso*

Fine. You guys just go ahead, make fun of me, and talk away about that rumor. Because I'm NOT going anywhere. ANYWHERE. You'll have to MAKE me.

Oh. And HI KELSO!!!!!!!!!

[itrunsonwater]

*glances at Caroline, then at the others*

Okay, Kelso, Fez and Forman are closer along the line of sight. I think I'm okay.

*turns his attention back to Eric*

Forman, what our little buddy is trying to say-- and what our bigger little buddy almost blabbed-- was that there's a rumor going around that Donna finally wised up and cut your scrawny ass loose.