I hate it when people try to make you feel bad for not knowing exactly what you want to do with the rest of your life. It depresses the fuck out of me.
And there's no longer a burglar as a mascot... Nor does it have the dog that was the burglar's pet. It's some goddamn stupid wolf. I know it's been this way for a long time... but where the fuck did the cool mascot go?
I hope I'll be able to watch my life as a movie. Or maybe a long-running TV show. I'd love to see all of the foreshadowing and symbolism unravel itself. And then giggle at all the mishaps.