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Purple Drank
A few months back, one of my forum buddies posted a link to the anti-energy drink known as DrankI was out and about with Killer Mike today when we went by Eskimo Hut, one of the seedier convenience stores in town. Shit you not, you can buy daiquiris and margaritas at their drive-thru window. Mike was buying some cigarettes when I saw an advert ( Read more... ) -
Adventures in shoppery
Made a little detour down the toy aisle whilst grocery shopping. I noticed a forlorn Wobbuffet laying on the bottom shelf. I picked him up and his whispered to me, "Take me home, Javi."
How he knew my name, I don't know. Well it could have been my name. It all sounded like "wobbu-wobbu", but I felt it. I felt it. The connection was made. I ( Read more... ) -
Reason #13.5 Why I Love Sarah
You give her Dr. Horrible and she gives you My Little Horrible -
Friday Recap
Making the weekend recap early as I'm closing tonight and then working in the morning. Not much potential for epic tonight ( Read more... ) -
Tales from the Olive Garden!
An older couple was one of my last tables today. Older, not quite elderly, but on the cranky cusp thereof. They did take rude to a new level, though, and in doing so invoked the slight wrath of Apathetic Javier. The first offense was when the wife broke my Straw Rule. Simply put, I always have straws. I will pass them out when I am done ( Read more... ) -
Tales from the Olive Garden!
Tonight's Episode: "Javier, the Bartender"
Last week I went through bartender training up at work. I was a bit happy about this as I always have fancied myself as the good bartender when I get to play as such at parties. My friends tell me I can make a good drink, but it's sort of a validation to be able to say you really are a bartender as ( Read more... )
