friends only.

you know the drill.
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sincerely, me

on the twelfth day of chrismukkah
my true love gave to me
twelve beemers beeping
eleven hissy fits
ten trophy wives
nine yoga lattes
eight gardeners gardening
seven couples cheating
six cheeks a slapping
five yama-claus!
four broken hearts
three broken homes
two smashed walls
and a boy toy from the OC

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prior to school.

got dressed.

freaked out about not having cheesecake finished.

lost bookmark. :(

first.

sat frustrated with physics.

laughed at strange boy with urinary tract infection.

ate fruit loops and goldfish.

talked to my leprechaun

second.

watched presentation on binge drinking.
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I found a comic from like a trillion years ago and I'm going to give it to mother ( Read more... )

heartbreak, bad grades, car accidents, badly mixed drinks, trash talking, psychotic teachers, dumb decisions, endless hwk, and football.

or at least that's how i see it.

high school is uber lame.

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happy thanksgiving kids.

i made PIE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. wow. i am the first mehra to make a pie ever. wow. i should get a gold medal. i knew i wasnt a good for nothing. my oldest sister was first mehra to be born in america and now i get to be the first mehra to make pie. wow. i am amazing.


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the highlight of the night, timmy, "i'd really like some blow jobs" and rachel, "is cancer a virus?" ... and amira was so enticing with her egyptian beauty and belly dancing. ohmygizosh she is so hawt i can't get over her bo-dy ( Read more... )