Limericks - THA REMIXES

[shamroq]

Since pdanielson is just now finally making the rounds, I thought it a good time to change things up a bit. I call upon everyone that has written a limerick previously, or in joffy's case "freestyle limerick-esque nonsense-infused slam poetry", to create one regarding themselves. I can see there's a lot of possible realms for abuse that were not covered and I'd

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[vengeance_is_me]

i'm defiantly not new on the block
my jokes often refer to cock
i'm not a great speller
rabid like ol' yeller
but hell, at least i'm hotter than shamroq.

[pdanielson]

I'm more than making the rounds - I'm owning them.

[shamroq]

Sorry - theentertainers doesn't give Participation Awards. You're still in the running for the Good Citizen Award for being such a diligent chalkboard monitor though.

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[vengeance_is_me]

nothing beats my brandon one - sorry.

[joffy]

what rounds are you making, exactly?

Self-depreciatiown3d

[pdanielson]

I am soooo internet overrated
Sycophants keep my ego inflated
Yet despite the acclaim
And the internet fame
It's been o'er a month since I've dated

Re: Self-depreciatiown3d

[joffy]

hahahahaha

[edith_mf]

Corsetting Dangerous Liaisons derivers,
And trannys who want to curve lither,
Fame will come she believes.
All Edith really achieves,
Is to hang out with guys who don't like her.

[ex_hotlavamo352]

The Monster, not a dyke or out whoring,
With mengus I am usually scoring.
I'll ass-rape the menz,
Squeal off in my Benz,
But I swear to God IRL I'm boring.

I channeled Lil Kim there for a minute.

[pdanielson]

How exactly are you pronouncing "IRL" to make the meter correct?

[ex_hotlavamo352]

eye-are-ell. LEAVE MY METER ALONE I JUST DID IT SO YOU'D LEAVE ME ALONE.

And stop using that icon for me!

[pdanielson]

Which icon would you prefer I use?