my dick is so big, i have to claim it as a dependent on my taxes.

The post office will smite you down!So I hear earlier in the week that one of my mock-up corsets got mangled by the post office in being sent back, and ended up dropped back on the sender's porch shredded, soaked and just ruined. I expressed appropriate regret, but since I am buried in work anyway, it's not like I'm bored or anything ( Read more... )

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Hey Brandon, how many times are you going to use that 'i was kidding' excuse? is that not the lamest trick in the book? and after having done it so many times before, do you expect us to believe that your last post was 'sarcastic'? give us a break. you can delete our shit, but you can't expect us to be complete idiots ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I am gonna attempt to transform this community back into it what it originally pseudo was. That means its time to sign up reviewers. If you want to be a reviewer, leave a comment in the post stating so. If you want to have your journal reviewed, you can also leave a comment and a reviewer will pick you out of the comments ( Read more... )

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Back story here: http://mengus.livejournal.com/85030.html

and here: http://mengus.livejournal.com/85665.html


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so i'm just chillin' and i see this:


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I want to apologize to all of you for any time i ever hurt your feelings. I don't want to lose any more valuable internet friendships or cause anyone else to lose their favourite communities.

why, brandon? seriously. just leave it alone, and give it back to me.

oh yea, put this in your vagina, you moody woman.


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