Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

( more singing )

We haven't had so many new arrivals in ages. Don't annoy me, and we'll get along fine. Yeah, right.

Fullmetal, I'm sure I'll see you around shortly.

[Private to Dante]

What are we going to do about him?

Great, I can still shapeshift but only into other kinds of toys. This is so stupid.

...could be worse. At least I'm not a pony.

Damn it, out of all the people I could have been switched with!

You'd better watch what you do while you're me, you idiot.

...great, I'm blonde and I can't change out of it.

Does anyone have hairdye? Preferably blue.

Not that all this isn't fucking amusing, but really, anyone who expected any other type of behaviour from him is a damn idiot.

What...

Not this place again!

((ooc: repeat of the Road Less Taken curse))

[Envy waited in the spot he'd agreed on with X, leaning nonchalantly against the door of a shop. He pushed his blond hair away from in front of his face - it wasn't exactly what he told X he'd look like, but it was fun to screw with the other shapeshifter's head ( Read more... )

So that's finally over. I don't see what all the fuss was about.

I guess things will go back to normal for now.

Someone's turned up from back home and doesn't even remember me. I'm hurt, Alphonse, really.

And you're not the only one looking for your brother. If he does turn up here you'd better get to him before I do. It won't make a difference, both of you are going to be dead soon.

[Private to Dante]He doesn't remember anything since the time they ( Read more... )

This place gets so damn boring sometimes. Right now people either complain about butterflies or else plan for 'Christmas' and that's it.

Isn't there anything else to do?

[Private to Dante//Unhackable]

Dante, I've found a place that's more or less suitable for what you were planning.

And the necessary 'ingredients', of course.

[/Private]