Hey, it seems like the City decided to pull in an old friend from my world. Really nice of it, I was getting so bored, especially with the Colonel and the Lieutenant never bothering to visit.

But they're probably busy planning stuff for when they manage to get back home, the Lieutenant Colonel really won't have to worry about that, will he?

Riful, Franca, I have to go out for a while, don't worry about me. Take care while I'm gone.

And I might be a bit late for work, I'm really sorry, something important's come up. I'll work extra shifts to make up for it!

((ooc: This post was made on Alfons's communicator/network handle. ( Cut for ooc explanation. )

[Private]

Damn it, I can't even have some fun scaring someone in this stupid place, that bitch set me on fire, it wasn't like I was going to kill her or anything! Okay...so maybe I was, but hell, talk about overreacting, it's not like she wouldn't have come back the next day anyway. Fuck, I hate getting burned.

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E.

Really fucking original.

And Ran, stop hiding. Don't make me come look for you.

((ooc: ...he's an actual sin, don't see what else it could be >.>))

Daisy, thanks for being a sarcastic bitch.

Dante Lyra You know who you are, thank you for giving me people to kill putting up with me not kicking me out of the apartment too often.

Flonne, thanks for thinking there's good in me, even if it only means you're completely mad.

George, thanks for talking to me and being friendly...yeah, you know ( Read more... )

I might not know what the hell is going on or what this place is or even how I got here.

But I do know who I am and what I did with my life and I don't care what I'm being told about never even having lived past childhood. I made breakthroughs in alchemy, I made something of myself, I lived, damn it, and I still do!

And I definitely don't die and ( Read more... )

Where...where the hell am I? This is not Amestris!

Where did my alchemy lab go?

Mother, if this has to do with another one of your insane schemes, you could have warned me!

Damn it all, can't even leave her alone for a minute.

((ooc: what if Dante and Hohenheim's child had never died of mercury poisoning and Envy had never been created? Since ( Read more... )

...that wasn't something I ever needed to remember or go through again. Fuck.

[Private to George and Arion]

Do you two remember what happened yesterday?

[A harsh, rasping breath, as though someone is trying to breathe through liquid.

The breath is let out in the strangled scream of someone... or something in agony, then abruptly cuts off.

Loud, painful, hacking coughs, and the shuffling sound of someone trying to move but too weak to do so.]

((ooc: The curse has made Envy revert back to when he ( Read more... )

*someone humming faintly in the background and sounds of heavy things being moved around none too gently*

What the hell is this for anyway?

*Crash.*

Oh shit!

[entry switched to text mode]

[Private to Dante]

That wasn't what it sounded like! I'm just...clearing out one of the rooms. Since you've been complaining I'm not around enough. Hell, I ( Read more... )