Fucking ROFL

[theethereal]

About 10 minutes ago, I had my first experience fucking with a telemarketer, albeit completely by accident. I had just gotten out of the shower and finished washing my face (which I do at the sink because clearly, I'm insane) and put on my undies when the phone rang. Realizing that no one really has my number except my mom, as well as how typical

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[x0insaneangel0x]

"Which I do at the sink because clearly, I'm insane."
Oh Bryan, you are full of lulz.

[fullmetalandrew]

Human Sexuality, eh? What are you majoring in?