I wonder if foot fetishists like to rub their penises between women's toes.

This random thing is kinda stupid, which it was intended to be, but it's not working out as I planned. So it's just going to be an occasional thing rather than something I do on a regular basis.

From now on, I'm going to start listing the most random, fucked up thoughts I have in here, on a mostly-daily basis. So here's today's:

"What would it smell like if you masturbated into a toaster and then turned it on?"

Don't get me wrong. I love a lot of things about this game. The early boss battles are a hoot, the levels are generally well designed, and the game had quite possibly the best music of the 8-bit generation. Unfortunately, it also contains the most horribly conceived, frustrating boss battle I have ever seen in my 10+ years of playing video games ( Read more... )

Whew, I just read a Stephen Hawking lecture, and was pleasantly surprised by the fact that I understood a fair amount of it.

http://www.penisland.net/

Go there, it's not what it sounds like. Hell, it's safe for work.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/djslam9/bushgieco.gif

Just wondering if anyone else saw the broadcast premiere of "Here Comes Dr. Tran!" a couple nights ago on G4. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Well, today was amusing in that "I hate my life" sort of way ( Read more... )

http://washingtontimes.com/upi/20050808-094745-8647r.htm

Fuck helmet laws.
Fuck seatbelt laws.

If idiots want to risk their lives for no reason, then by all means, let them remove themselves from the gene pool.