I went to class Monday morning. By four o'clock that evening the courses had gotten too hard and the classes were cut too short. I was asked what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. I didn't know. I was asked what I wanted to do right now. I had nothing to say. So I asked for a pass to the bathroom, lit a cigarette outside on the steps and have ( Read more... )

Is redneck anything like what 'Jurassic Park' told us about the T-Rex? I'm here at the library, hardly moving, nor making a single sound. I think Richard Naggy is sitting next to me. I'm not sure. I've never seen him without his cowboy hat. I'm afraid if I do anything I'll get myself involved in a hoedown ( Read more... )

Santa Claus gave me an early Christmas present this year - a virus. I wish it would have been herpes. I really do. It would have interfered less with my schedule. But instead, what I got was some super-powered computer virus that was able to go through Mozilla and a couple virus detectors ( Read more... )

Kyle is getting married. The stupid pudgy kid who could never hold on to a piece of paper when I passed one back to him in Tech class is getting married. The dumb-ass kid who would endlessly trade jabs with me after I called him 'Cookie Face' is getting married. The jack-ass who I spent almost every night with, driving around until who knows when ( Read more... )

Over this past weekend there was a fun-filled family event. Then there was that thing with my cousins, aunts, and uncles. I went to Reagan's on Saturday with Kyle, and later on we were joined by Christina and Rob. Played ASSHOLE and beer-pong ( Read more... )

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I am very, very drunk right now. Doing my best to type without any misspelligs, or random stupidness as I had done last night, in my entry before. I just mustered up all of the courage I have to call someone who I thought maybe I had a chance with. Nope. I don't even call some of my best friends so this is like WHOA important. Not there. So I ( Read more... )

I have to say, that after tonight, my life is now complete. No longer do I have to search for a soulmate, a complice, or just someone who wouldn't mind doing my washing mynunderwear ( Read more... )

So it's finally happened!!! No. I'm keeping the growth. What I am talking about however, is that after years and years of weighing heavily on my unconscience mind I have finally gotten around to getting the nuts and bolts running on writing the next Great American Novel. I've created two dumpy characters named Hanzel and Gretel and, oh, they're so ( Read more... )

Dennis Hopper is my new obsession.