For those of us that need tips...(I particularly like number 12, as I neither have nor want children!)
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. - Deuteronomy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
2. Find a prostitute and marry her. - Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with
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